Thursday, January 18, 2007

All Your Coke Are Belong To Us!!!!

Greetings fellow dissidents and welcome to Pepsi Jihad.
You might be wondering just what the name of this blog means (or maybe you don't) but I'm gonna tell you anyway.
See according to Philip Mudd, a senior official in the FBI's National Security Branch has determined that the domestic U.S. threat is a "Pepsi Jihad". Further according to Washington Post is, and I shit you not dear reader, :

"an outgrowth of extremism he said has spread among young people over the past 15 years and has been popularized by the Internet." "We see in this country on the East Coast, on the West Coast and the center of this country _ kids who have no contact with al-Qaida but who are radicalized by the ideology,"

Now see I fall into this set over the past 15 years because I was a "young person" and have had the internet for most of these 15 years. I guess you'd call me "radicalized" by this administration since I am now a *gasp* Democrat and self avowed liberal as well as a dissenter when it comes to this administration.
And according to dear leader I am just as bad as a terrorist. So there you have it folks, welcome to the Pepsi Jihad I am Abu Mtn Dew and I will be your host.